hiiiii guuuuuuuuys

i am changing my name to seymour katz because it is too funny not to. so, hi, and then bye, but eventually hi again.

why is it so hard to give this away?

i am going to see rocketscience tonight and i'm so excited. have you guys seen it?

i like to touch the tiny little keratin-deposit-bumps all over my arms. all the time. i can't stop. it's like brail porn.

why is facebook 'upgrading'? what is it upgrading from, garbage to trash? just kidding i love it omigod doesn't it know i have nothing to do at work besides love it?

so i'm essentially only telling you laura, and you max, but i can't sleep!

our fridge is broekn and there were all these pools of water on everything and this morning roomie g opens it up and takes a swig of milk and then exclaims "MMMM-MMMM!!" and pushes me out of the so he could puke a lil' in the bathroom. then we examined the milk through the bottle, and we could see it was murky and a tit bit chunx. i did the same thing with soy milk that was so old a few weeks ago, but that was my fault because the fridge still worked then. i felt kind of weird last night because i was reading a short story from a book of short stories and the end of this one was kind of lame, and it reminded me of a lot of things i would write in highschool. i loved the first story so much that i decided i was going to love the rest of them, but so far i don't because of the same reason, and i feel sort of bad because i feel like i really want to love them a lot. some of the stories me of things that i've thought, like, private stupid things. it made me feel like someone walked in on me in the bathroom. does that ever happen to you? also, i have the hands of an old woman. do people read this? write 'yes' if you do, if you want.

how did it get so scary in here? when did this happen?

I am afraid of my repetitive, negative thoughts. i Am afraid of my repetitive, negative thoughts. i aM afraid of my repetitive, negative thoughts. i am Afraid of my repetitive, negative thoughts. i am aFraid of my repetitive, negative thoughts. i am afRaid of my negative, repetitive thoughts. i am afrAid of my negative, repetitive thoughts. i am afraId of my negative, repetitive thoughts. i am afraiD of my negative, repetitive thoughts. i am afraid Of my negative, repetitive thoughts. i am afraid oF my negative, repetitive thoughts. i am afraid of My negative, repetitive thoughts. i am afraid of mY negative, repetitive thougths. i am afraid of my Negative, repetitive thoughts. i am afraid of my nEgative, repetitive thoughts. i am afraid of my neGative, repetitive thoughts. i am afraid of my negAtive, repetitive thoughts. i am afraid of my negAtive, repetitive thoughts. i am afraid of my negaTive, repetitive thoughts. i am afraid of my negatIve, repetitive thoughts. i am afraid of my negatiVe, repetitive thoughts. i am afraid of my negativE, repetitive thoughts. i am afraid of my negative, Repetitive thoughts. i am afraid of my negative, rEpetitive thoughts. i am afraid of my negative, rePetitive thoughts. i am afraid of my negative, repEtitive thoughts. i am afraid of my negative, repeTitive thoughts. i am afraid of my negative, repetItive thoughts. i am afraid of my negative, repetiTive thoughts. i am afraid of my negative, repetitIve thoughts. i am afraid of my negative, repetitiVe thoughts. i am afraid of my negative, repetitivE thoughts. i am afraid of my negative, repetitive Thoughts. i am afraid of my negative, repetititve tHoughts. i am afraid of my negative, repetitive tHoughts. i am afraid of my negative, repetitive thOughts. i am afraid of my negative, repetitive thoUghts. i am afraid of my negative, repetitive thouGhts. i am afraid of my negative, repetitive thougHts. i am afraid of my negative, repetitive thoughTs. i am afraid of my negative, repetitive thoughTs. i am afraid of my negative, repetitive thoughtS.

i think about how little i understand other people often and sometimes but especially on occasion

i stepped in poo at the gas station. why was there poo at the gas station?!

celibate

my palms are itchy today. my hearts of palm are savory today.

h8

is it dangerous to have your laptop on your laptop all the time or at all? am i unknowingly microwaving my vagina? I'M SO WORRIED RIGHT NOW

fuck dollars.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1QGOz_khZio

i like thepuppet

i will not let you forget eiffel 65

Date:	2007-03-02 15:49
Subject:	i don't get it
Security:	Public
Mood:	apathetic

i don't get it

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6320821.stm






let's do it all day long

http://depaul.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2211259957

i don't know if you can see this, but people are fucking strange.

when you write a 69 and you make the nine's bottom curve toward the six's circle, it looks like the nine is smiling. imagine that!